I love me some Beyonce.
Maybe I will just put a ring on her new song, Single Ladies.
Some people who do not appreciate her hip dance beats, and totally awesome in da club vibe may question, "why, why miss Beyonce are you referring to yourself and the subsequently every one of us that blares this in our cars pretending that it is a totally normal thing for a 24 year old seminary student to be doing, as an "it"? Why do you say, "If you like it you should have put a ring on it?"
Because that does not even make sense. What else do we put rings on of things that we like?
I like this mac and cheese, let me put a ring on it.
I like this shirt, let me put a ring on it.
I like this book, let me put a ring on it.
But, Beyonce, I just can not hold this against you. Because with a person, when a man likes her, then he puts a ring on her (finger). You are clearly wise beyond your years. Because between your vow to not compromise your Christianity (Survivor), your crazy rhyming skills of the word "minute" with "minute" (top hit Irreplaceable), your intuition that JayZ and the rest of the world was not at all ready for that jelly (Bootylicious), and that you bought all of your clothes, watch, the house you live in, and car by yourself (Independent Women); you are my girl.
8 years ago